I’m checking the facts and I’m making the call
Cuz I long for a pastry and hear y’all hawk bear claws
I saw your advert and thought “what fun” of the sport
I got one verse to alert you of my thirst for the bear shirt
And pants combination.
So here’s my application:
Let me begin with my opening statements

To be fair the bear is mine
My rhymes are fine enough to shine
Past other bear-related lines
They are divine in their design
I climb like Ursa’s shine
People, follow the signs
Point you north every time
Set you straight on the dime

This suit and I are family,
Resemblance is molecular
Fur covering is regular
And to my life she’s integral
I’ll wear her on holidays although I am secular
I’ll love her, and groom her, and stick out my neck for her
I hope this plea is potent, I’d hate be ineffectual
I know you’ll hear me out, no doubt, you sound like intellectuals

At 6 foot 5, I’ll fit the description
So let me go ahead and make a prediction
Because my words are potent and they ring with conviction
You’ll hand me the bear suit, we’ll be one by week’s end.